You don’t need therapy; you just need to learn when to shut up.
– The “Atomic” Wedgie You somehow turn every conversation to your promotion, your Peloton PR, or your sourdough starter. People smiled for the first three weeks. Now, you deserve an atomic wedgie so severe your waistband snaps over your head like a slingshot. Let’s see you humble-brag with elastic under your chin. what wedgie do you really deserve