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When they finally pulled over, there was a twist: the "rest stop" was just a porta-potty sitting in 110-degree heat, surrounded by a family of angry-looking vultures. Timmy made a break for it. The door was locked. In a moment of desperation, he ran behind the building only to discover that "behind the building" was actually a six-foot ditch.

City dwellers know that the streets are a war zone for the desperate. This funny pee story involves a man named Dave and a very complex lock. funny+pee+stories

The plan was flawed from the start. Just as Mark began his "business" into an empty soda cup, the massive oscillating brushes hit the side of the car with such force that he jolted. The cup slipped, the "contents" went flying onto the dashboard, and at that exact moment, the high-powered blow dryer activated. Mark spent the rest of the date smelling like a dehydrated lemon while his date wondered why he was frantically wiping the speedometer with his tie. 2. The Trampoline Traachery When they finally pulled over, there was a

Another example is the woman who peed on a patch of ice and ended up slipping and falling, injuring her hip. As she was being taken to the hospital, she joked that she had "frozen her assets" - a play on words that had her friends and family in stitches. In a moment of desperation, he ran behind

Travel and public spaces are the primary settings for high-stakes urination comedy. The Wyoming Pull-Over