Lara Croft Vs The Hideous Hermit -podgey- !full! < SECURE – 2027 >

A foul geyser of centuries-old galleon food, sea water, and dark magic spewed across the cavern. Lara dove behind a rock as the tide of bile washed past. When she looked up, the Hideous Hermit was a flat, wrinkled rug of skin and sorrow, his tiny face gasping on the floor.