Ism Bazzism !link!

"The first rule of Bazzism is: there are no rules. The second rule: there is a second rule, but it's a joke."

Actually living an ism is hard. Being a true pacifist, socialist, or environmentalist requires sacrifice. Ism bazzism offers the thrill of righteousness without the mortgage of commitment.

“No ism is an island; every -ism is a buzzword waiting to happen.”

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Ism Bazzism arrived most evenings, arriving like a sound. It had a shape, if you stood very still: a wobble of colors you saw out of the corner of your eye and a flavor that tasted faintly of cardamom and rain. It preferred the company of people who kept small regrets folded in their wallets and big ideas in the pockets they never checked. It was mischievous but not cruel; curious but not invasive. It wanted something simple: a person to notice it and, in return, to notice something new about themselves.